The highest bidder will receive the priceless opportunity to enjoy a sandwich prepared by Dean Kearney himself. The dean is said to make a good sandwich. When asked to auction off such an item, he responded, "I will even toast it." Well, that's it folks, although we should add -- without suggesting that it will answer all questions -- this pro tip: a hot dog is not a sandwich.

It's a Ruth Bader Ginsburg extravaganza! The highest bidder takes home a RBG "dissent collar" necklace, earrings, and pin (all 24K gold plated), 2019 RBG Workout Wall Calendar, and "When There Are Nine" t-shirt. Plus invite 5 friends to join Prof. Mazzie for a screening of RBG in a reserved room at the law school. She'll bring the popcorn.

**Updated: The winner will also receive an 11x13" acrylic painting of RBG titled "Nomination of a Legend" by artist Caitlin Bailey.

Paint the town with Professor Mazzie! She will treat 2 guests to a painting class at Arte Bar & Painting Lounge in Wauwatosa, along with a round of wine or beer while you paint. Check the class calendar at artewineandpaint.com and let's create some masterpieces!

A PILS tradition for 14 years! You will receive 3 dozen homemade cookies, made for you and delivered when you want them.*

Choose from:

• chocolate chip (with or without nuts)
• peanut butter
• peanut butter chocolate chip
• oatmeal chocolate chip
• oatmeal raisin (with or without nuts)
• salted oatmeal with dark chocolate chunks
• double chocolate

All 3 dozen must be of the same kind. Please provide 72 hours notice.

*Unavailable Feb. 27-Mar. 3 and Mar. 24-27.

Make your appeal? But there is no need to bring your attorney of record. Just bring your life questions. Judge Aprahamian invites you to join him for a rum & coke (or a beer). He is willing to share his insights/wisdom with one or two law students. You will want to get this on the calendar or face a bond forfeiture.

A night of invaluable conversation awaits! Four students will join Milwaukee County Circuit Court Judge Janet Protasiewicz for wine and cheese at the Wisconsin Club.

Close Wolski's with Oldfather, an FAQ.

Q. Will there be any banter with the regulars sitting around the bar at Pitch's before we get seated for dinner? A. It's been known to happen. History suggests it will be easier for you if you don't show up in a suit.

Q. Should I order the "nationally famous" ribs, or the Sicilian steak? A. You can't really go wrong here.

Q. What if I'm vegetarian? A. We can roll with that, but it likely means dinner is somewhere else.

Q. Where? A. Not sure, but it's gotta be walking distance from Wolski's.

Q. Will we actually close Wolski's? A. Look, Oldfather isn't a young man any longer. Maybe if he has a chance to nap. But let's not really count on that.

Q. Will there be darts? Popcorn? Scintillating conversation? A. Come to think of it, yeah.

Q. Who are we talking about here? A. The winning bidder and up to three of his or her friends.

Q. There was poetry at the PILS auction last year. I'm not noticing any this year. Any chance you could throw in a rhyme or two somewhere along the line? A. We could probably work something out.

Whether jump starting your morning or a little something to get you through the day, get your caffeine fix and enjoy this coveted Bottomless Cup of Coffee for a Year from Tory Hill Cafe.

Do you plan on taking the bar? Do you find yourself struggling to tow all of your study supplies to your favorite coffee shop or library? Fix all (or at least some) or your problems with a $250 gift certificate for Barbri, along with a Marquette Law School messenger bag and office supplies.

This item must be picked up at Eckstein Hall.

Grab your Marquette Law School fleece blanket and hunker down for a night of studying for the Bar with a $250 gift certificate from Barbri Bar Prep.

This item must be picked up at Eckstein Hall.

Long nights of studying for the Bar require lots of patience, stamina...and caffeine. The highest bidder will take home a gift certificate for a Barbri Bar Prep Course and a Stone Creek Coffee Lovers Box, including coffee beans, a mug and coupons for free drinks. Valued at $290!

This item must be picked up at Eckstein Hall.